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If there is one thing that I need it’s a free sexting app to liven my phone sex up.

 

This morning I decided to give my 45-year-old, teeny-tiny cuckold slave the pleasure of getting me ready for my lover, who was coming over for some afternoon fun.

 

I can’t believe that he actually ever thought that a cute, young, prissy thing like ME would ever want him for anything else than to laugh at!  Puh-leez!  I once asked him what he thought was cool music, and I realized truly how old he was.  I made him listen to some Little Wayne, it looked like it pained him.  Bloody old Geezer got what he deserved!

 

 

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Anyhoo, I decided that my carpet area needed to be shaved, because Jerome always loves a hairless snack before he slides that ginormous penis of his into it and it had been a few days since my last visit to razor town.  I wanted it to be just perfect for him and his painstaking 10 inches.

 

 

I asked Gary the clueless lawyer if he knew how to do this. I bet you can guess what his answer was, eh?  No Big shocker there.

 

Once again I had to teach him something, but before I did, the same questions kept rolling around my head. I think that before I teach all you losers, dorks, and cuckolds out there how to shave. I should ask you the same thing.

 

Ready?  Good.  Here we go:

 

1.  How did you make it so long in your life without even knowing the basics of how to treat the very thing you desire?
2.  Since you are such a loser, why do you think that hot young women have anything to say to you?
3.  How many women have actually laughed at you, and thrown you out of bed once they saw you little dicklet?

 

Well, Gary answered my questions quite truthfully and to reward him, I let him watch as my boyfriend shaved me that day.  It was the hottest cuckold session that I ever had and it was courtesy of a free sexting app, go figure.

 

Call me or text me and I might provide you with answers to the questions or you will have to wait until my next blog post to find out. Oh, and you can talk to ME here or by clicking on the buttons up above. If I am not there, one of my friends will certainly be able to handle you.  Can you handle them?